This Is Not About Robert M. Pirsig

     President Trump's second daughter's names are both brands.  Tiffany Trump, age twenty-four, studying law at Georgetown University, is also an Instagram user with, as of today, 607 posts and approximately 957,000 followers.  Hollywood Life by Bonnie Fuller declares:
     "Tiffany Trump Bares Cleavage In Sexy New Photo Before Jetting Off To LA"
     Entertainment and news writer/reporter Jenna Lemoncelli continues the story:
     "Tiffany Trump's Instagram game is strong!  The first daughter posted a sultry new photo and she's sizzling hot!  Tiffany shows off her amazing style in a skintight pink top before heading to sunny LA!"
     Is Tiffany still dating Ross, son of real estate lawyer Jonathan Mechanic?  Jenna Lemoncelli doesn't know.  Rumors of a breakup were strengthened when Ross Mechanic switched his Instagram account from public to private last September.  He was also seen kissing another woman.  In spite of his surname, don't pay him to fix your car!
     Photos of Ross reveal a relaxed young man with a long nose.  Whatever his mind's appeal, Tiffany no doubt likes his father's money.  Tiffany has never been hungry.  Tiffany wants to keep it that way.  Tiffany wants her berth on the space ark that will transport the elites away from Earth when the planet is no longer habitable.  
     Ross has, or had, if the breakup rumors are true, no problem being associated with a child of a corrupt real estate billionaire/TV personality turned politician.  Rich people and children of the wealthy like to fuck, just like everybody else.
     Fifteen minutes ago I made a "Follow" request on Ross's private Instagram account.  He, or someone managing his account, in an atypically quick reply, just made me his 9,859th follower!  He has only 71 posts, but unlike Tiffany's account, many of them show nature's beauty.  He evidently enjoys traveling and the great outdoors.  He has a cute dog; some shots show him with Tiffany, but in more recent images the first daughter (F-Dotus) is absent, indicating the possible truth of young lovers separating as explored by reporter Jenna Lemoncelli.
     On September 4, 2017, the month he provocatively switched his account to private, prompting speculation of a disengagement with Tiffany, Ross Mechanic posted a beach photo of a blue sea with a lone sailboat in the distance.
     Symbolic Instagrammery suggesting a split with golden-haired Tiff?  Like my colleague Jenna Lemoncelli, I can only put question marks at the end of some of my sentences.

                                                                            Vic Neptune